Is your neighborhood getting rough?

Is your neighborhood getting a little rough?  Are you having a hard time sleeping at night worrying for your safety?  If so, you might be interested in the latest in home security.  We present the CARMASTER5000 home security system.  This system is guaranteed to deliver.  Now, you can finally sleep safely and securely in your home.

Carmaster 5000 Home Security

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8 Responses to Is your neighborhood getting rough?

  1. Amber Yount says:

    Hilarious! That’s awesome! I need me one of those!

  2. Carly says:

    Oh my gosh, I had no idea Mike posted that. How embarrassing!

  3. Jean says:

    Hahahahahaha!! That is awesome.

  4. Wendi says:

    You put those up in the windows of your house, right? I hear security systems are more effective if you post signs at all entrances to your house.

  5. Jande says:

    ha, I love it!

  6. jennis says:

    Maybe if you post one of those on your jogging stroller that exhibitionist won’t bother you anymore 🙂

  7. Sabrina says:

    Great post!!!

  8. Spencer says:

    haha! that is awsome 🙂

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